when ya straight friend won’t let you suck his dick
well? can he????
oh god what is it doing oh no and then i hit the audio button and oh god bury me where i fall
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
THEY’RE ALL JUST STARING AND JUDGING
"How rude…this bodyguard just shoved me!"
I want to be this rich and indifferent one day
if this aint me as hell
this year i carved a REALLY spooky pumpkin